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The Vermont Mountaineers is a collegiate summer baseball team based in Montpelier, Vermont. The team is a member of the New England Collegiate Baseball League that plays their home games at Montpelier Recreation Field. In 2022, the Mountaineers broke the NECBL record for a total of 32 wins in a single season.
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You Can't Win 'Em All is a 1962 Australian television play directed by Patrick Barton. Filmed in London, it was based on a play by Alun Owen which had been previously filmed by the BBC in 1962.
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