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Ten Days to Tulara is a 1958 American Western film directed by George Sherman and starring Sterling Hayden, Grace Raynor and Rodolfo Hoyos, Jr.
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Murdoch Alexander MacPherson, was a Canadian politician, Attorney-General of Saskatchewan under Conservative Premier James T.M. Anderson from 1929 to 1932.
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Ernst Joachim Förster was a German painter and an art critic, author of a number of elaborate and important works bearing on the history of art in Germany and Italy.
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